##jobbox They say the definition to insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. For this is, it's just straight up homocide
#retailtherapybundle I created this bundle so I could read how messed up you are and in turn make me feel like my problems arent that bad. It's a win/win. But when you tell me you love life and like anything that sparkles, I just want to cancel your order without a refund just to test how 'pleasant and easy going' you really are.
Emotionally unavailable, fiscally irresponsible, and somehow still judging YOU. Comes with one stink wink, zero motivation, and a restraining order from productivity. Adopt yours before he files HR complaints against you. 🐧💅✨ #PenguinOfPetty #NotTodayCapitalism #StinkWinkEnergy #ChubbleGum #IAmTheProblem #EmotionalSupportMenace
Replying to @roguekspro I have designed everything I carry from the ground up. I don't settle. I know what I want and I don't sell anything that is below my standards.
#retailtherapybundle Being wierd built this crazy company and now I get to yell 'You need to order more Douche Canoes!' or 'Where did you put all of the Double Stuff Me Daddy pillows?' ... yeah, my job os better than yours
I may not be Amazon Prime, but I am Chubble Gum Petty. You’ll get your order when my anxiety stops holding my motivation hostage in a locked basement. #chubblegum #petty #pettyretaliation #kickingboxes